Swine Flu?

We've all heard of what's going on with the whole swine flu that's been setting off in Mexico and which seems to be now spreading abroad. There's quite the panic around it as it has taken several lives already. The "Mask" has now become the new fashion thing to do … and Michael Jackson is nodding his head in approval as we all join in on what he's been rocking for quite some time now. But with all this buzz around the flu, I'm not convinced that the Swine Flu only comes from little fat guys who squeal with the infamous words of "Oink, Oink"!

I'd like to gab about a different type of a Swine Flu. A kind that will lend a lot of you pork lovers. This kind comes in a different form, but may still carry some of the same character traits. I have a person close to me, who when they get really annoyed, especially with the nonsense in the banking and credit industry, they typically refer to these nuisances as "swines" and in most cases … really so! You know, when you need to talk to someone about a bill, but the person you're talking to lives half way around the world and speaking with English that's so broken, it makes a two year old sound like a scholar. Yah, that's when this person gets so pissed that these people are usually called "Swines" and cheeky ones at that, lol!

Unfortunately "Swines" seem to linger in the world of dating and singleness as well. Argh..some of the horror stories I've heard and the rare few I've encountered, makes me irrate sometimes. Once a dear friend of mine had ran into one of these "swines" and was quite the jerk to her. I was so upset, I contmeplated flying out to where she lives and giving that guy a good beating and a mouthful after his lashings!

Ladies, seriously, if you find yourself being surrounded with "Swines" in your dating life … one, get off the dating wagon for a while and really evaluate how you're treating yourself. Because if it's a pattern in your life, where you're constantly having these type of low life's swarming around you like fruit flies … then you may want to consider that you may have some issues lingering inside that need some serious attention.

Or if you find yourself in a scenario where you may not be dating them consistently, but have found yourself on a date or two that has "Swine" written all over him, let me give you a piece of advice. Walk out! No "Swine" describes a minute of your time. So if you've found yourself on a date with one of these..the best thing to say is "Thanks, but NO thanks!" and leave. Call your ladies and head out for a night with them, do not even dare waste your time with one of these, nor an evening for that matter.

So if you've been on the lookout for a cure to the "Swine Flu" … look no more. Take a dose of some good ole fashion Self Worth and then a dose of "Swine, Buzz Off! '… and sister you'll be good to go!