Yes, man boobs. They suck do not they? They could even be called the Silent Killer … well I suppose they have not killed anyone … but they would if they were given the chance! Man boobs are menacing creatures that should not be underestimated. Never fret my friends, for I have defeated my own man boobs, and I am going to make sure you do as well!
Here's how my struggle with man boobs happened …
For most of my existence, I was overweight; obese even. I was not happy. However, one day a miracle happened and I walked through a revelation. I was going to lose my weight! And I did! Or at least, almost all of it. The terrorists on my chest, my man bobs, continued to stay dormant on my chest, laughing at me when I considered taking off my shirt. I had lost all my weight, but the biggest problem was still there! My man boobs had me bound and trapped from my awaiting public, even after I thought I had conquered all and lost my weight. There was only one choice. I had to get rid of my man boobs. They were excessively embarrassing and they had to be stopped.
Sometimes I would scream in a fit of rage at my chest, "Get off my chest you stupid man boobs! No one likes you!" Alas, this never helped.
The day I started looking for a way to eliminate my stubborn chest residents was a day help equal in emotional value to the day I determined I was going to lose weight. I had located a book which sole purpose was the see that the horrible man boobs everywhere be stopped! Our chest fat must die, and this book was going to help me!
So, I followed the book and did exactly what it said. I did some exercises, I avoided the foods it told me to avoid and like magic … my man boobs were destroyed! I could not be happier! I can take off my shirt in public now with a huge smile on my overjoyed face! The only downside is that my chest hair scares the little kids at the pool, but at least I'm the only one that knows I once had a terrorizing case of man boobs! Now they are gone, never to bother me again! Take THAT man boobs!
On top of that, I've felt much, much better overall. I feel like a damn superhero! The techniques in the book made me feel like I was on top of the world, with more energy and optimism than … someone with a whole lot of those qualities!
I love it my new life, to say the very least …
It's just so amazing to feel like I can be myself … to be confident with who I am, and what's on my chest … or what's not on my chest! Getting rid of my man boobs was one of the best decisions of my entire life … not only was it a great social move, but it was a great choice because I feel so extraordinarily great about who I am and what I do! I love life!
Please, do yourself a favor and kill your man boobs. As I fought to my own man boobs day after day, "Get Off My Chest NOW!" So do yourself a favor, destroy your man boobs today! They deserve it! I bet you want to feel like I do now … like a million dollars every day I wake up, no matter where I go. I show off my man boob free chest to everyone I can … that does not always end well in the mall but it's still a great feeling! The only downside is the screaming children who look at my hairy chest at the pool, but they'll get over it.
But in the end, that's how I lost my man boobs! I know you can, too! Please, get out there and destroy your man boobs! They deserve it!